I just had the strangest idea.
You know how John Ratzenberger was the old guy on this last season of DWTS? Well for this upcoming season... let's use a fomer co-star of his. Ted Danson!
It's perfect. I came across an article today... Click here! Just read what's in the third to last paragraph.
I'm positive I've seen the guy dance in movie roles so he couldn't possibly be that bad. Maybe he wouldn't have the advantage that Mario Lopez had, but still!
Think about it. He'd be the perfect guy and he's eight months younger than John Ratzenberger.
It feels right to me.