Gilligan!

These are hilarious quotes from various episodes.

Thurston: The first thing you do is get a good grip, and then you address the ball.
Lovey: Hello, ball!

Vampire Gilligan: I shall swoop down upon their unsuspecting necks!
(crashing, then Gilligan climbs through the window)
Vampire Ginger: What happened?
Vampire Gilligan: I forgot to turn into a bat.

Skipper: (as Colonel Watney) Crossing the channel was devilishly slow, it was take one step and come up for air and take another step and come up for air.

Mr. Howell: I can't stand it. I can't stand it! What are we doing here? Why are we sitting around this hut? Tell me, why, why, WHY???
Skipper: Because the headhunters are out there.
Mr. Howell: I'll buy that.